PIGS–in stature, little; in number, three

I love words.

Well, not all of them, actually. And used poorly, even words I like can annoy me, that is a certainty.

But used well, I am smitten.

In times past though not long ago, there lived pigs–in stature, little; in number, three– who being of an age, both entitled and inspired to seek their fortune, did set about to do thusly.